December 27, 2009
Art never comes from Happiness-263
2 more days and i'll be away from Batam, yuhuu. Starting December 29 till Jan 2, i'll be enjoying
myself, but of course. gonna be so tired, and i'm left only with a day to rest.
Early in the morning, my mother was already busy packing the stuffs here and there, and there, she asks me:
have you done packaging your stuffs?
nope, haven't. and there she nags.
i was wondering, are all women like that?
nagging and loso-ing all the time? if that were the case then i don't think i'm marrying in the future.
pagi2 dha bsing, dsr merepotkan. Or maybe my mother is caught up by age.
The next thing i did after taking my bath was
ehem*
playing game console
yeap. the fastest way to kill time. darn it, still caught up by the FLU
and i've been having sleepless nights
dear dear
today's joke, women are impossible to please, agree? disagree?
Pleasing a Women( NO offense female readers)
A new, special kind of store just opened up in a Manhatten shopping center. This store sells husbands, yes that's right - women can browse men from floors of choices.
Actually, there are 6 floors of men, and with an increase in the floor level bringing an positive attributes... a nifty setup - with a catch. As you open the door to any floor, you may choose a man from that floor but if you go up, you cannot go back down except to exit the building. Interesting, right?
So a young woman goes to the shopping center to find a husband. On the first floor the sign on the door reads: Floor 1 - These men have jobs. The woman reads the sign and says to herself, "Well, that's better than my last boyfriend, but I wonder what's further up?" So up she goes.
The second floor sign reads: Floor 2 - These men have jobs and love kids. The woman remarks to herself, "That's great, but I wonder what's further up?" And up she goes again.
The third floor sign reads: Floor 3 - These men have jobs, love kids and are extremely good looking. "Hmmm, better" she says. "But I wonder what's upstairs?"
The fourth floor sign reads: Floor 4 - These men have jobs, love kids, are extremely good looking and help with the housework. "Wow!" exclaims the woman, "very tempting. BUT, there must be more further up!" And again she heads up another flight.
The fifth floor sign reads: Floor 5 - These men have jobs, love kids, are extremely good looking, help with the housework and have a strong romantic streak. "Oh, mercy me! But just think... what must be awaiting me further on?" So up to the sixth floor she goes.
The sixth floor sign reads: Floor 6 - You are visitor 7,548,652 to this floor. There are no men on this floor. This floor only exists as proof that women are impossible to please.
Distance hearts when rejoined as one,may find the light within
3:56 AM.