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July 29, 2009
Exorcise File no 175- science jokes

First of all, there will be no stories today, bcos i am tired wrtg since i've got homeworks to fill, jokes for now.. this is really funny if you understand.

1st joke:
A neutron walked into a bar and asked how much for a drink. The bartender replied," for you,no charge".


2nd joke:
What is the chemical formula for water?
Little Johny's teacher asks, "What is the chemical formula for water?"
Little Johny replies, HIJKLMNO!!
The teacher, puzzled,asks, Waht on Earth are you talking about?
Little Jonhy replies, Yesterday you said it was H to O!

3rd joke:
Two Hydrogen atoms bumped into each other..
2 hydrogen atoms bumped into each other recently.
One said: Why do you look so sad?
The other responded: I lost an electron.
Concerned, one asked, Are you sure?
The other replied, i'm positive..

4th joke:
Sodium fell in love with a bunsen burner..
A small piece of sodium whuch lived in a test tube fell in love with a Bunsen Burner.
Oh bunsen, my flame, i melt when i see you,.. the sodiuum pinned. It's just a phase you're going through, replied the Bunsen Burner.

5th joke:
A teacher asks a student what element is the lightest?
A student then replied, element fire.

That's all..
if you don't understand, think harder
if you still don't get it, there's an easier way to understand it..

and that is..

bang your head on the wall =)


Distance hearts when rejoined as one,may find the light within
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